April poems, twelve out of thirteen

Ninja Mama

The ninja sightings began
after I started watching
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
with my young boys.

But the ninjas stalking me weren’t
the jolly types who eat pizza
and break dance on their shells.

No, these shadows peeked
around the corners of the toilet paper aisle
at Kroger, trying to steal my coupons,
or they hid among the stacks of poetry
books at the library,
learning my line breaks.

Because of the ninjas
I learned to pivot on one foot,
kick my leg as high
as the top of a door frame,
wave my arms in figure eights
to confound my enemies.

They will never know what hit them.
I will whorl around like a spider monkey,
fly over their heads like a bat,
shower them with a spray of stars.

When my boys dress as ninjas
for Halloween, I will be one too.
They’ll be proud of me,
a mother who can kick ass.

***

I think I’m losing it a little bit, with this constant stream of poems! Oh well. This one is for Jill’s prompt about movies, and Robert Lee Brewer’s prompt about hobbies. It would be very bad-ass to be able to fly around like those Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon fighters, wouldn’t it? Except I wouldn’t want to do any damage, just pretend, and show off my skills. 🙂

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4 thoughts on “April poems, twelve out of thirteen

  1. jo says:

    I love this:

    Because of the ninjas
    I learned to pivot on one foot,
    kick my leg as high
    as the top of a door frame,
    wave my arms in figure eights
    to confound my enemies.

    They will never know what hit them.
    I will whorl around like a spider monkey,
    fly over their heads like a bat,
    shower them with a spray of stars.

    I’ve always said it, you have a wonderful imagination!

    Like

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